How to Create an Affair Dating Profile That’s Good and NOT Vulgar
We’re going to make this short and sweet. An affair dating profile that works in your favor towards getting laid is one that is not vulgar, immature, and is void of ANY inappropriate sexual remarks. You might be thinking, “this is a place for people to hookup and nothing more”, and you would be correct. But there’s something you need to know about women regardless of what you both are looking for…
They don’t like it when a guy is upfront sexually before getting to know him. It’s one of their biggest turnoffs. So when they view your profile, if they see a bunch of nonsense about how big your dick is or what you can do with that dick, they’ll click off your profile instantly.
Perverted, immature comments in a profile is what 90% of the men on cheater dating sites do. But guess what? Those guys aren’t getting any. They’re stuck at home with jacking off because their fat wife won’t put out or they can’t get it up for her because she’s fat and ugly
What to Say in Your Profile: Tips for Every Guy, Regardless of True Personality and Looks
Your personality and looks are pretty much irrelevant. Does that make absolutely no sense? What we mean is you can be someone you aren’t online. Of course, if you really are a very attractive guy and have an exciting personality, you don’t have to fake anything. Be honest with yourself. Are you attractive? If not, take good pics that hide your flaws. Is your personality really all that exciting? If not, make up a bunch of crap in your profile. And follow these tips…
- Don’t try too hard when writing your profile. This isn’t a novel or an essay. Keep it short, but not too short. A good length is somewhere around 100 words for a description and summary.
- If you choose to take on a persona, make sure you can pull it off. If you want to play off that you’re a bad boy online, you best be able to actually be able to pull that off online.
- Incorporate a touch of humor. Being too funny will make you come off as a nerd. But women do love a man with a sense of humor. So incorporate just a touch of humor. Make her laugh once or twice.
- Keep it PG. Yes, you’re on a website where people attempt to meet up to have sex, and nothing more. But here’s the thing – women are turned off by men that come right out and get perverted. Even the chicks that are only looking for a hookup. You should write it in a manner that would be suitable for your teenage kids to read.
- Only include interesting hobbies/activities. Nobody gives a damn that you collect Pokemon cards or play World of Warcraft. Outdoors activities are the best interests to list.